The Armed Kingdom of Con Tevor is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Alexander Habsburg with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.753 billion Con Tevorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Wien. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Con Tevorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,124 trillion CTDS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,493 CTDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, and conspiracy theorists allege New Wien's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Con Tevor's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Con Tevor is ranked 28,692^nd in the world and 1,065^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.