The Dreaming of Unshleepd is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by 11149433859 with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.849 billion Dreamers enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sleepy Squad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dreamer economy, worth a remarkable 5,724 trillion Decibels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 445,546 Decibels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,953,191 per year while the poor average 6,945, a ratio of 569 to 1.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise, the government defends a woman's right to choose, and there's a mortuary next to every Dreamer restaurant. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unshleepd's national animal is the Lulu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lichwała.

Unshleepd is ranked 328^th in the world and 12^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 31,166.97 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.