The Imperial State of Chelovka is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Tzar Artemiy Kozinovich-Kefalov with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.66 billion Chelovkans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kozino. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Chelovkan economy, worth a remarkable 3,735 trillion Ration Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 487,712 Ration Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Chelovkan military unleashed its biological weapons, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chelovka's national animal is the Grey Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chelovka is ranked 739^th in the world and 1^st in The Great Monarchical Nations for Highest Average Incomes, with 487,712.85 Standard Monetary Units.