The Lukewarm fart of Chaosbois is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Beanos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.013 billion accidents are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chimmy chungus. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Suicidal economy, worth a remarkable 3,318 trillion Souls of Lukemia Victims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 331,456 Souls of Lukemia Victims, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, funding for education has been redirected into the military, bilingual accidents are viewed with suspicion, and public urination is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chaosbois's national animal is the Fatherless, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Chaosbois is ranked 291,380^th in the world and 11,410^th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -24.29 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.