The Boarderlands of Champora is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Arturo Tchesnokov with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.073 billion Champorans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katmandu. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Champoran economy, worth an astonishing 10,252 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 284,206 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals identify as innocent, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up. Crime is totally unknown. Champora's national animal is the Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Champora is ranked 1,459^th in the world and 55^th in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 922.04 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.