The Republic of CFK land is a very large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 346 million CFK landians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Rosa. The average income tax rate is 37.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The CFK landian economy, worth 20.0 trillion Milonas a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,737 Milonas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, and mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Eagles and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CFK land's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

CFK land is ranked 124,245^th in the world and 112^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Developed, scoring 58.13 on the Human Development Index.