The Republic of Cfcief1 is a titanic, genial nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.73 billion Cfcief1ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cfcief1ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,513 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 214,243 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

The most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Cfcief1ian citizenship, and street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cfcief1's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cfcief1 is ranked 40,645^th in the world and 2,112^th in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 49.24 on the Kitten Softness Rating.