The Free Land of Cesamo 2 is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 146 million Retards enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The thriving Cesamo 2ian economy, worth 11.3 trillion Goodies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 77,308 Goodies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 509,050 per year while the poor average 4,564, a ratio of 111 to 1.

University graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', politicians look weirdly alike, and the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cesamo 2's national animal is the Anglerfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Cesamo 2 is ranked 322,409^th in the world and 52^nd in Capitalist Paradise for Safest, scoring 5.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.