The Republic of Celjoro is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 196 million Celjorans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Celjoroan economy, worth 9.50 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,480 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Celjoro" on tails, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celjoro's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Celjoro is ranked 54,786^th in the world and 366^th in Europeia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 47.62 on the Kitten Softness Rating.