The Unchained Olympian of Celesta is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 17.774 billion Gods live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The thriving Celesta economy, worth a remarkable 1,103 trillion Denars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 62,108 Denars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 219,845 per year while the poor average 12,668, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Celesta's national animal is the Kitten, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Celesta is ranked 138,494^th in the world and 153^rd in Declansburg for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.