The Sovereign State of Cazea is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Izhag with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The devout population of 3.106 billion Cazeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mazca. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cazean economy, worth 381 trillion cazzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,984 cazzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cazea's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Monotheistic.

Cazea is ranked 63,825^th in the world and 3,280^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 98.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.