The Island of Cards of CardsIland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.264 billion CardsIlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong CardsIlandian economy, worth 121 trillion cards a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 37,092 cards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,065 per year while the poor average 2,325, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. CardsIland's national animal is the card, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

CardsIland is ranked 217,927^th in the world and 7^th in Cards for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 46.37 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.