The Dominion of Card Hellhound 2 is a small, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 20 million Card Hellhound 2ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fair Card Hellhound 2ian economy, worth 703 billion Linguins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 35,156 Linguins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and the treehouse in Hellhound Park is the tallest building in Card Hellhound 2. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Hellhound 2's national animal is the Hellhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Card Hellhound 2 is ranked 239,261^st in the world and 4^th in Hellhound Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 63.5 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.