The Dominion of Card Hellhound is a small, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 36 million Card Hellhoundians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 32.1%.

The Card Hellhoundian economy, worth 2.15 trillion Linguins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,691 Linguins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Safe drinking water is considered a luxury, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Hellhound's national animal is the Hellhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Card Hellhound is ranked 125,139^th in the world and 2^nd in Hellhound Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 130.7 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.