The Dominion of Card Hellhound 3 is a tiny, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, devout population of 10 million Card Hellhound 3ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Defense, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.5%.

The Card Hellhound 3ian economy, worth 532 billion Linguins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,229 Linguins, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Hellhound 3's national animal is the Hellhound.

Card Hellhound 3 is ranked 260,139^th in the world and 4^th in Hellhound Forest for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 747.04 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.