The Incorporated States of Caelepho is a massive, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.262 billion Caelephoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Caelephoan economy, worth 168 trillion riels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 133,447 riels, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Belief that Leader is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the Federal Council of Caelepho has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime is totally unknown. Caelepho's national animal is the mastiff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caelepho is ranked 42,106^th in the world and 17^th in Edoca for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 205.34 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.