The Kingdom of Brumma is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minster Andreu Ried Kole with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.252 billion Brumarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brumma. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Brumman economy, worth 359 trillion Brumarian Paunds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,542 Brumarian Paunds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and a video of Prime Minster Andreu Ried Kole wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brumma's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Brumma is ranked 123,259^th in the world and 6,605^th in Lazarus for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,416.1 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.