The Kingdom of Brolhetaria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kalliob Vajiralongkorn II with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.846 billion Brolhetarianos are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nara. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Brolhetarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,376 trillion Ribies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 155,633 Ribies, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign powers often deal with problems that Brolhetaria can't handle, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Brolhetaria's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Dramasdamata.

Brolhetaria is ranked 56,860^th in the world and 3,217^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 32.45 kickbacks per hour.