Population | 10.14 billion |
Capital | Salvador |
Leader | Gabas |
Faith | Spiritism |
Currency | Novos cruzados roais do rois |
Animal | Bat |
The Feudal State of Eastern Bahia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Gabas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.14 billion Bahians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salvador. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Eastern Bahian economy, worth a remarkable 2,111 trillion Novos cruzados roais do rois a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 208,266 Novos cruzados roais do rois, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.
The police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eastern Bahia's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spiritism.
Eastern Bahia is ranked 9,993rd in the world and 237th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 407.81 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
- : Eastern Bahia was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Bat Sea.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
- : Eastern Bahia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of The Novum Regnum.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 185 » Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Ever Testing, The Free Falklands, Curlyhoward, Greater Fennovia, Blipp, ANuadh, Great Scapula, Ebonhand, Skaladoria, Myhomecountry, Tepertopia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Lothian, Land Without Shrimp, Goldnation, Lupusterra, The Two Jerseys, Vimoraland, Sanden, Zanforadon, Romanopolska, Nova Montron, Qadiworka, Bleakfoot, Froshar, A leftover country, Bawkie, West Khazana Finsstan, Jarilon, Drystar, Jehenna, Nowa Europa, New-Javarra, Eleuthelrium, No moking, Volaworand, Arscanesia, Kiasu-ism, Southern Numenor, Privatore, Isokenzar, North Korea is best, Ostavaria, Silvalbia, Darakin, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Purisect, The Filippinas, Eastern Juble Lux, and 135 others.Eastern Doncaster, Amerion, Las Filipina, Swenfia 2, Antarctic Empires, Gonthavnor, Cerespasia, Zaelith, New Xartoia, Emagination, Explodeingtnt, Afria Thebel, Inner Albania, Sumina, Serpleddyland, Linden Oak, Mercian Legions, Democates, BEEstreetz, Xanistan, Amerinsca, Springwalla, Itani, Corpoterra, Aidenfieeld, Detroxia, The Solar System Scope, Xandev, Upper Ryu Lorty, Yomer, Republic of Rhode Island, Rebel-topia, Calistan, America Gone Wrong, Hacrela, Eritria, Dun Frest, Balisca, Tioloman, Pede Cattus, Poguelands, Soradev, Meglomania, Wehraboos, Petea, Differences-In-Differences, Walloonia, Jammlandia, Anarco Argentina, Shefino, Tigrulia, Rad Asia, Ferrumetlapis, Asarana, Gitlok, Pamela And Hepatitis, Avastotz, Aquila Audax, The Island of Sorna, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Abarri, Venezia Pacifica, Gutiterra, Soem, Dakalian, Unielvan Millorvium, Gwandalis, Greater Lamero, Frairrisburg, Gdfsg land, Chernaya Zvezda, Skwar, Nill Vill, Laniakea and Primaliya, Megistos, Yellunstryer, Doundaly, Tvania, Genoxelande, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Sporaltryus, Great Ostanian Republic, Novovaritsya, Peoples East Aliska, Vespurg, IndustroMiliComplex, Karatengisa, Tahiron, Pabtlau, Haya-Nagatoro, Lyautesie, SharttingToepia, Marre, Madhonia, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Pepoland, Yugarritia, Aurcania, USNE2018, New Maxta, Fasire, Farelonia, HawkoFon, 7 Trees, Tanyaland, Greenwisch, Blondiesland, Uvalor, United Galtallicaltopia, Morian, Belschaft, Kholdan, Revcader, Los Lonley Boys, Amerikanisches Imperium, North Kanuckistan, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Mittero, Lans Isles, Ferfulesse, Lilli Lands, Janoi Donacen, Hazahmkong, Atomic Garden, Corthsri, Legion Of The Moon, Sedunn, Jontum, Albend, Farengeto, Lynxaion, The Lombard League, Rotenaplistan, The Novum Regnum, and Dante-topia.