The Republic of Kaprein is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Alexander Richardson with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 5.457 billion Kapreinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaprein City. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kapreinian economy, worth 915 trillion Kapreinian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,809 Kapreinian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Alexander Richardson panders to nontraditional families, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaprein's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kaprein's Government is Secular.

Kaprein is ranked 267,078^th in the world and 657^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.83 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.