The New Red Empire of Creberg is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ivan Vladislav II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.586 billion bergians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of new Святлоно. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient bergian economy, worth 269 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 169,763 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creberg's national animal is the Two Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.

Creberg is ranked 22,172^nd in the world and 80^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,616.9 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.