The Kingdom of Democratic Nacheadasaan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Noobs J turtless with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.951 billion Democratic Of Turtleses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noob City. The average income tax rate is 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Nacheadasaanian economy, worth 683 trillion Scaleses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 231,498 Scaleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Democratic Nacheadasaan's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Democratic Nacheadasaan is ranked 11,577^th in the world and 58^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,636.5 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.