The Disputed Territories of Blondiesland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Weese Ritherspoon with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.624 billion Blondieslandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Heart of Blondeness. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blondieslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,415 trillion Dong a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,130 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A flying elephant and Weese Ritherspoon share the same nickname, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and prank shows are so hot right now. Crime is totally unknown. Blondiesland's national animal is the Beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blondiesland is ranked 19,607^th in the world and 427^th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,194.4 on the Clooney Contribution Index.