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Largest Welfare Programs: 5,995thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,410thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,412th
The Recusancy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Yma O Hyd
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Blessed Isles

Population29.082 billion

CapitalNew Troy

CurrencyGuinea
AnimalY Ddraig Goch

The Recusancy of Blessed Isles is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 29.082 billion Blessed Islanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Troy. The average income tax rate is 84.9%.

The all-consuming Blessed Islesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,907 trillion Guineas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is 99,987 Guineas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and military training in Blessed Isles emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blessed Isles's national animal is the Y Ddraig Goch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blessed Isles is ranked 34,404th in the world and 1,415th in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 232.6 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 5,995thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,410thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,412thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,666thLargest Populations: 7,797thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,845thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,115thHighest Economic Output: 10,086thMost Cultured: 10,894thSafest: 11,517thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,800thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,601stMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,385thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,630thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 19,665thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,609thHighest Food Quality: 20,845thBest Weather: 21,771stMost Pacifist: 22,179thSmartest Citizens: 24,030thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,546thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,237thLargest Governments: 25,532ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31,586th
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Largest Populations: 216th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 261st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 309th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 348th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 421st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 441st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 447th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 539th in the regionMost Cultured: 545th in the regionSafest: 647th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 648th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 677th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 715th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 791st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 861st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 952nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,034th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,055th in the regionBest Weather: 1,072nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,086th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,117th in the regionMost Pacifist: 1,133rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,212th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,317th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,387th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,402nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,415th in the regionMost Developed: 1,522nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,555th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blessed Isles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Blessed Isles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Blessed Isles's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Blessed Isles, military training in Blessed Isles emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs.
  • : Blessed Isles's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Blessed Isles's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Blessed Isles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Blessed Isles's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Blessed Isles, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.
  • : Blessed Isles changed its national animal to "Y Ddraig Goch" and its motto to "Yma O Hyd".

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