The Travels of Bilbo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bilbo Baggings with a fair hand, and notable for its enforced nudity. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.107 billion Bilboans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, although Welfare, Administration, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hobitton. The average income tax rate is 7.5%.

The very strong Bilboan economy, worth 740 trillion Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,962 Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Elvism has been named as Bilbo's national religion, Bilbo Baggings has just been declared ruler of Bilbo in an international press conference, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bilbo's national animal is the pony and its national religion is Elvism.

Bilbo is ranked 243,456^th in the world and 143^rd in Cape of Good Hope for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.83 law-abiding acts per hour.