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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 411thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 706thMost Pacifist: 811th
The Rei Khans Wife of
Democratic Socialists Hell
There are no toasters in the Kansan government
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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North South North West Kansas

Population5.988 billion



The Rei Khans Wife of North South North West Kansas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kiki with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 5.988 billion Kansans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SKO BUFFS. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The all-consuming Kansan economy, worth 819 trillion Snows a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 136,832 Snows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, the new intercity submarine SSN Reindeer Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North South North West Kansas's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christmas.

North South North West Kansas is ranked 3,636th in the world and 9th in Cape of Good Hope for Most Cultured, scoring 186 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 411thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 706thMost Pacifist: 811thMost Influential: 921stBest Weather: 954thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,076thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,183rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,226thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,227thSafest: 1,289thMost Inclusive: 1,386thLowest Crime Rates: 1,401stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,408thNicest Citizens: 1,443rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,452ndHighest Food Quality: 1,865thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,912thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,007thHealthiest Citizens: 2,456thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,804thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,138thLargest Governments: 3,291stMost Cultured: 3,636thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,829thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,101stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,824thSmartest Citizens: 5,615thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,074thMost Income Equality: 7,221stMost Developed: 11,145thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,641stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,029thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,424thHighest Average Incomes: 21,215thMost Secular: 23,305th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the region

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