by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 243rd Most Influential: 447th Most Secular: 1,060th
The Bureaucracy of
Democratic Socialists Hell
A fin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.907 billion

CapitalNorfolk Pinewoods
LeaderPrime Minister Stan Bach

AnimalLasiorhinus latifrons

The Bureaucracy of Beepee is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.907 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth 319 trillion Shills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,284 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, the government snoops on private internet connections, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 1,380th in the world and 39th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 148.16 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 243rdMost Influential: 447thMost Secular: 1,060thBest Weather: 1,370thSafest: 1,380thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,851stMost Pacifist: 1,891stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,928thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,981stHealthiest Citizens: 2,127thMost Developed: 2,336thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,467thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,477thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,971stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,212thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,290thLowest Crime Rates: 3,405thNicest Citizens: 3,562ndSmartest Citizens: 3,584thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,725thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,022ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,100thLargest Governments: 4,694thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,986thMost Cultured: 5,166thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,677thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,741stMost Inclusive: 6,145thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,642ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,247thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,719thHighest Average Incomes: 9,353rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,055thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,325thNudest: 15,752nd
Most Influential: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 35th in the regionSafest: 39th in the regionBest Weather: 43rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 59th in the regionMost Pacifist: 62nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 62nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 67th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 79th in the regionMost Developed: 88th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionLargest Governments: 99th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 107th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 110th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 112th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 112th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 116th in the regionNicest Citizens: 116th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionMost Cultured: 147th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 172nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 222nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 228th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 233rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 269th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 283rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 303rd in the regionNudest: 358th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 597th in the regionMost Stationary: 722nd in the region

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