The Republic of Bcllandia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by BCL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.748 billion Bcllandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cardosolandia. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bcllandian economy, worth 505 trillion Limas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,401 Limas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bcllandia's national animal is the Papagaio Verde, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bcllandia is ranked 44,548^th in the world and 11^th in Arakeia for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.