The Rogue Nation of Bad option is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Lord high dictator for life with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.106 billion Fools are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumbeling city. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bad optionian economy, worth a remarkable 7,236 trillion Used condoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 423,016 Used condoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mouth-frothing Fools can be confused for a rabid Blind mole rat, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, and homosexuality has been banned to prevent the spread of homosexuality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bad option's national animal is the Blind mole rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The great me.

Bad option is ranked 305,945^th in the world and 11,578^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -14.29 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.