The Rogue Nation of Bad option is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord high dictator for life with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.608 billion Fools are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumbeling city. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bad optionian economy, worth a remarkable 6,237 trillion Used condoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 458,381 Used condoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, the thought of funding space programs drives Lord high dictator for life crazy, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, and the eerie remains of the final shuttle mission orbit in silence as a sober reminder of the abandoned space program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bad option's national animal is the Blind mole rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The great me.

Bad option is ranked 12,680^th in the world and 558^th in Lazarus for Most Authoritarian, with 4,056.22 milliStalins.