The Electoral Archduchy of Wiener-Neustadt is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archduke Maximilian III with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.168 billion Wiener-Neustadters hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innsbruck. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wiener-Neustadtean economy, worth a remarkable 3,191 trillion thalers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 348,106 thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown. Wiener-Neustadt's national animal is the Reichsadler, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Wiener-Neustadt is ranked 548^th in the world and 13^th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,165.4 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.