The Most Glorious Republic of Autonomous Mapsuetia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Moasis Oadas with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 14.489 billion Isauroi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mopsu Estia. The average income tax rate is 86.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mopsuestic economy, worth a remarkable 1,355 trillion drachmas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,531 drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, and people are often woken up by rubbish music. Crime is totally unknown. Autonomous Mapsuetia's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Neoplatonism.

Autonomous Mapsuetia is ranked 264,297^th in the world and 13,979^th in Lazarus for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,077.16 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.