The Democratic Republic of Austroguinea is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 385 million Austroguineans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Labuan. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Austroguinean economy, worth 37.1 trillion Austroguinean pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,485 Austroguinean pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austroguinea's national animal is the Water buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Austroguinea is ranked 90,081^st in the world and 12^th in Liberal Democratic Union for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,255.16 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.