The Federation of Of the european socialist republics is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dromer with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.718 billion Europans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Europolis. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient european economy, worth a remarkable 1,173 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 205,199 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Europolis to enjoy their national art, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-euro treacle machine, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of the european socialist republics's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Toveranitisem.

Of the european socialist republics is ranked 8,843^rd in the world and 212^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 433.08 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.