Population | 19.85 billion |
Capital | Constantinopla |
Leader | The Holy Council |
Faith | UM Gods |
Currency | Solares |
Animal | Rensimia |
The Masonic Administration of Attached Mexico is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Holy Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.85 billion UM citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinopla. The average income tax rate is 87.3%.
The frighteningly efficient A UM Citizen economy, worth a remarkable 3,186 trillion Solareses a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,548 Solareses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Bilingual UM citizens are viewed with suspicion, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, and glassy-eyed A UM Citizen wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Attached Mexico's national animal is the Rensimia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UM Gods.
Attached Mexico is ranked 10,996th in the world and 6th in Union Mundial for Most Corrupt Governments, with 146.86 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Attached Mexico was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Attached Mexico suppressed a post on the Union Mundial Regional Message Board.
- : Attached Mexico proposed constructing embassies between Union Mundial and Geopolity.
- : Attached Mexico was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Economic Output, Most Influential, and Most Stationary.
- : Attached Mexico was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Attached Mexico was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Attached Mexico was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Attached Mexico endorsed a map.
- : Attached Mexico was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Attached Mexico updated the World Factbook entry in Union Mundial.