The Democratic Union of New Trisone is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nairo Q'umir with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.854 billion New Trisoneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trisone City. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Trisonean economy, worth a remarkable 2,924 trillion Fusean Notes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,275 Fusean Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders are advising that Nairo Q'umir's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, foreign workers are flooding in as Fusean Notes flood out, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is totally unknown. New Trisone's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Trisone is ranked 289,312^th in the world and 6,271^st in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.34 kickbacks per hour.