The Free Land of Intelbrazia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tower of Babel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.798 billion Intelbrazians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sancta Intelbrazia. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Intelbrazian economy, worth 626 trillion Value Coefficients a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,081 Value Coefficients, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Solid-gold toilets are Intelbrazian prisons' least expensive furnishings, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, the well-off can quite literally buy extra votes, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime is totally unknown. Intelbrazia's national animal is the Inia Geoffrensis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Intelbrazia is ranked 127,828^th in the world and 3,544^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 70.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.