The Fake Teeth of Artificial Molar System is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 6.748 billion Artificial Molar Systemians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dentist's Office. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Artificial Molar Systemian economy, worth 248 trillion golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,872 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Artificial Molar System to be bombproof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Artificial Molar System's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Artificial Molar System is ranked 233,907^th in the world and 837^th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -3.02 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.