The Republic of Chimoreken is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.102 billion Chimorekenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.
The powerhouse Chimorekenian economy, worth 319 trillion Golds a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,796 Golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 220,221 per year while the poor average 21,975, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.
Polygamy is legal, the free market's hand is quite visible, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and gamblers often find their stakes burnt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimoreken's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Chimoreken is ranked 261,472nd in the world and 617th in Lair of the Dragons for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 26,061.71 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
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Chimoreken, gamblers often find their stakes burnt.
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Chimoreken, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
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Chimoreken, the free market's hand is quite visible.
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Chimoreken, polygamy is legal.
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Chimoreken, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
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Chimoreken, no one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits.
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Chimoreken, there's nothing more Chimorekenian than revanchism.
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Chimoreken, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
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Chimoreken, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
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Chimoreken, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
























