The Republic of Army of the Spawn is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10 million Army of the Spawnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Army of the Spawnian economy, worth 417 billion spawns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 41,679 spawns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 268,627 per year while the poor average 2,612, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Army of the Spawn's national animal is the unknown, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Army of the Spawn is ranked 86,360^th in the world and 2^nd in Giathian warehouse for Smartest Citizens, with 38.23 quips per hour.