The Imperial Republic of Arconian Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Imperial Celestial Emperor with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.172 billion Arconians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cydonia. The average income tax rate is 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Arconian Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 3,240 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 153,034 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, the family of Imperial Celestial Emperor bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions, the military sees national borders more as guidelines than absolutes, and for 25 Dollars tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Arconian Empire's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Jedi Bendu.

Arconian Empire is ranked 276,457^th in the world and 17^th in Arconian Empire for Most Primitive, scoring -295.3 on the Scary Big Number Scale.