The Republic of Alphus Imperium is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Jonas Heindel with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.497 billion Alphists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perinithius. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Alphist economy, worth a remarkable 1,543 trillion Imperians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 205,898 Imperians, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 860,911 per year while the poor average 32,096, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.

The government spends billions to protect Alphus Imperium from a disaster that is one in a million, the nation is under martial law, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alphus Imperium's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Alphus Imperium is ranked 156,480^th in the world and 57^th in Union of Allied States for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 555.81 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.