The Thievery of Alice Parker is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.522 billion Thieves live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The strong Alice Parker economy, worth a remarkable 1,052 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,240 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,384 per year while the poor average 2,215, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Alice Parker's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alice Parker is ranked 209,903^rd in the world and 4,408^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 37.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.