The Galactic Republic of Alexzonya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Arthur Bailess with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 22.876 billion Arkasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horizon Center. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Arkasian economy, worth a remarkable 6,451 trillion Arkasian Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 282,033 Arkasian Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, one can wake up in Alexzonya and have breakfast in Bigtopia, the media seems excessively interested in what President Arthur Bailess is wearing this season, and the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexzonya's national animal is the Horizon Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alexzonya is ranked 292,914^th in the world and 9^th in Limitless Universe for Most Primitive, scoring -1112.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.