by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 890thMost Influential: 1,379thMost Pacifist: 5,791st
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists Hell
We're too lazy to make a motto
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.206 billion

CapitalAlaninia City


The Empire of Alaninia is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.206 billion Alaninians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alaninia City. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alaninian economy, worth 160 trillion Als a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 72,602 Als, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, protests are legal but strictly supervised, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alaninia's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alaninia is ranked 86,292nd in the world and 1,504th in the South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 160 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 890thMost Influential: 1,379thTop
Most Pacifist: 5,791stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,662ndSafest: 7,708thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,282ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,005thBest Weather: 10,364thNicest Citizens: 10,423rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,447thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,250thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,679thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,892ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,097thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,597thHealthiest Citizens: 13,660thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,826thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,077thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,146thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,301stMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,740thMost Cultured: 15,402ndMost Inclusive: 17,308thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,813thLowest Crime Rates: 17,919thMost Developed: 18,812thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,195th
Most Influential: 135th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 172nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 208th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 234th in the regionSafest: 262nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 306th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 318th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 349th in the regionBest Weather: 350th in the regionNicest Citizens: 368th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 372nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 381st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 399th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 429th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 433rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 437th in the regionMost Cultured: 439th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 441st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 455th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 458th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 469th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 494th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 534th in the regionMost Developed: 555th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 592nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 631st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 636th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 725th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 780th in the region

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