The United States of Aioland is a large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 178 million Aiolandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Aiolandian economy, worth 10.4 trillion Yorans a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,520 Yorans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pranking is an art form, television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aioland's national animal is the Packraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aioland is ranked 138,774^th in the world and 260^th in Horizon for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,664.71 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.