The Free Land of Aianistan is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Giorgio243 with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 13.666 billion Aianistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Healthcare, with Administration, Environment, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yerevan. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Aianistanian economy, worth 937 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 68,622 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', the government is proudly free of crabs, the official Aianistanian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and class boundaries start and end with the firmness of local tomatoes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aianistan's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aianistan is ranked 25,423^rd in the world and 277^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 82 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.