Population | 1.584 billion |
Capital | Grandpa Town |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | panther |
The Commonwealth of Kalaska77 is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, lack of airports, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 1.584 billion Kalaska77ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grandpa Town. The average income tax rate is 64.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kalaska77ian economy, worth 204 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,135 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, artists are pillars of society, and schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalaska77's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kalaska77 is ranked 28,786th in the world and 662nd in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 225.73 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kalaska77, schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaska77, artists are pillars of society.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaska77, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
- : Kalaska77 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaska77, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaska77, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
- : Kalaska77 was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaska77, the weather in Grandpa Town is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaska77, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
- : Kalaska77 was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
World Assembly
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