The Republic of Agorus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 25.61 billion Agorusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agorus City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Agorusian economy, worth an astonishing 20,300 trillion Roubles a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 792,693 Roubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,924,513 per year while the poor average 151,615, a ratio of 19.3 to 1.

Students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Agorus's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Agorus is ranked 307,503^rd in the world and 4,151^st in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 1.41 Obesity Rate.