The Dictatorship of Absolute communism380 is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.337 billion Absolute communism380ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 65.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism380ian economy, worth 714 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,772 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism380's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism380 is ranked 274,629^th in the world and 6,699^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -275.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.