The R26 of A u d i is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Jonathan Wheatley with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.036 billion Audi drivers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hinwil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.5%.

The very strong u d ian economy, worth 285 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is 56,681 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts, A u d i has designated Hinwil as its capital city, Jonathan Wheatley has just been declared ruler of A u d i in an international press conference, and 1993 has been named as A u d i's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A u d i's national animal is the Audi and its national religion is 1993.

A u d i is ranked 153,708^th in the world and 6^th in Formula 1 for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 913.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.